2014

We love you all!!!! <3

Weekend. Finland.

Hmm... How could I describe this...?

C R A Z Y - I N S A N E - A W E S O M E

Yeah. That's about it.

Drink wine. Way too much of it. Reveal everything. And by everything I mean EVERYTHING. Crash a birthday party... Again.... Dance your heart out. Sleep only few hours. Be a mess and panic. Get yourself together and go for a tea to a lovely outside café with a lovely guy. Pack your stuff.

- Crebat

Christmas day!!

Ok. Christmas day/night clubbing in the middle of nowhere. What could happen?

Well, all the guys including your friend's boyfriend and a guy who is so drunk that his eyes go wild try to suggest certain things...

That wasn't the thing I expected to happen..

Only few days before coming back to LONDON!!!!

- Crebat

Happy new year!!!!!

Year 2013 was full of interesting things....

So we decided to make some guidelines to make the next year a bit better.

1. See the potential

- especially in men because they will never be good enough

2. If you are in a relationship don't try to have sex with other people

3. Work your pilates

4. Sleep - don't text!

5. Be a Cinderella and go home by midnight

- the prince will find you

6. In case penises make you anxious, play a meditation cd and drink champagne

Last but not least:

7. Own the world!!!!

Good luck for the next year!

- Crebat

Merry Christmas!!

We made two Christmas poems just for you!! 💗

Lollero pallero koo, 

this is what I'm like. 

I like xmas very much, 

cause then I'm allowed to eat so much.

Christmas is here,

Santa almost crashed a deer.

Mom said I should be nice,

but I'm not yet that wise.

Maybe next year

I'll be Santa's favourite dear!

We love Christmas and we love you!! xxx

Ben - The travelling pepper

My name is Ben. I'm a pepper, travelling pepper. When I met Crebat I travelled around Greenwich by bus.

I got the chance to go to Finnish Christmas fair and it was A W E S O M E.

I got to taste Finnish beer and I bought all the lovely Finnish food; pea can soup, mustard, salty liquorice, liver pie, rye bread and chocolate!!

Best day ever.

Then I spent a day in central London. 

I love food!

I also got the chance to go to the Barbican centre to see Michael Clark!! I was so excited that I had to make an emergency phone call! 

I have a girlfriend, her name is Suzy! I love her!!

We have had lots of romantic dinners!

I also have a friend, Bill the sheep! He's awesome.

I had a birthday! 

And now I'm old and I had to move to live on my own.

This is my new home street. A bit scary though...

- Ben

Fun.

Great night includes campari shots from spray bottle, uv lights, cute drink sticks, and of course a date invitation. 

This week includes lots of FUN!

- Crebat

Thursday. Best day of the weekend?

You know the feeling when you are allowed to bite a penis. I know. We know.

Life is not always easy. Thursdays might be surprisingly rough and you get to sleep only 1,5 hours.... Because you might be busy with texting. Or entertaining your teachers son. Hmm.

Thursday might be my new favourite day of the weekend.

- Crebat

It's done!!

Our gingerbread brothel!!

- Crebat

And a wise man said..

"Girls, don't just sit here waiting for something to happen. Make it happen."

Thank you for your kind words you middle aged stranger!

...too bad he didn't know us that well ;)

- Crebat

Yeah.

Why EVERYTHING always happens on Friday. Friday is the best and worse day of the week. But we love Friday anyway! <3

And yesterday was Finland's independence day! How cool is that?! We met way too many people we didn't want to meet and didn't meet the ones we wanted. But you know it's ok. Because you can always get drunk. Hmmm. Not a good idea. No. Here's a tip! If you get drunk, don't say a word, just go home and get a good night sleep. And get over it. Your friend might steal your "friend" but actually who cares! Friends are <3 but "friends" are just temporary fun. 

We love you all!! Have best weekend ever!

- Crebat

Independency fun

Haha!

You know the feeling when you meet that awesome local police officer, who made the best jokes ever, AGAIN randomly?? 

Ah. Best feeling ever. 💗

Weekend. Again.

Thanksgiving and Hanukkah. What else we need to have a great weekend? Oh yes. Wine. Of course.

Crash someones 40 years birthday party, meet people who you definetely DIDN'T want to meet, make out with the drummer of the band, get at least 3 date invitations, loose your oyster, take a little night time walk, spend way too much money, try to steal someones cool flamingo shirt and don't remember how you got home.

Next week's Friday (December 6th) we are celebrating Finlands independency! You are more than welcome to celebrate it with us! <3

- Crebat

Ps. Follow us on Instagram. It's crebat.

Lapland's gold and travelling peppers

We had the loveliest Saturday ever! After cleaning up the house from the mess we made on Friday night while making scrambled eggs and undressing ourselves...

We went to Finnish Christmas fair!!!! And it was pure awesomness! 

Finnish beer, ah!! (Lapin kulta = Lapland's gold)

All the great food!!

AND we met Ben the travelling pepper, who you gonna get to know better later this week!

Yeiii! Have a nice week!!

- Crebat

I hate Fridays

Ok. Friday. Getting drunk with your new flatmate.

This of course included jägerbombs, lipsticky kisses, scrambled eggs, love confessions, late night (early morning) phone calls and texts and cute guys..... Who obviously have girlfriends but some how they are eager to forget that.

In the morning it's always nice to wake up with two lovely and beautiful blond girls next to you, find your stuff (clothes, earrings, new jägerbomb shotglasses) all around your house and find out that you weren't able to walk the stairs  up by yourself.

There's one thing I've been wondering lately. Where are all the lovely, hot, amazing SINGLE guys?? I only manage to meet taken ones who seem to be more than willing to make closer connection, touching you all over and meeting you in secrecy. Wtf. It actually doesn't matter how great abs you have.

I love fridays!

- Crebat

Our secret hand shake

- Crebat

The new flatmate

You know when you get a new flatmate and you want to welcome her to your home?

Well, here's a few things how to make it:

- suggest getting drunk together

- when she has her boyfriend over, ran into their room in the middle of the night... For reason unknown

- invite your friend over, who is wise enough to ring the doorbell several times at 2 am

- tell awful jokes about testicles and get so hysteric that she says she wants to move out

And do all this during the first weekend!

-Crebat

Weeeeeekend

This weekend was I N S A N E.

I, we and everyone fell in love with krump, Mcdonalds gave us free burgers, caribbean guy bought way too many jägerbombs and tequilas so we can't even tell how we found our way back home and in the morning we found our butter in fridge!!

If you have fantastic ideas regarding to educational videos, please let us know!

- Crebat

Because it's Wednesday

Enjoy your Wednesday.... At least for 2 minutes!

- Crebat

New riddle

OMG!

Riddle solved!! What is bumpy and slippery?

Of course it is a double decker bus on a rainy day!

I'm glad the winner is handsome and cute. <3

New riddle:

To what question frozen nipple is the answer?

- Crebat

Never let your mom know

Because you all have been thinking what we've been up to before starting this blog..

So there it is, our fantastic London life on 44 post-its!

- Crebat

               

The usual Friday

I used to be a tap dancer, but I fell into the sink!

This hilarious story was shared by a nice, local police man in the pub. ;)

However, he wasn't the only one we met yesterday... Remember we said what happens in Admiral Hardy's never actually happened? Well, sometimes what happens in Admiral follows you home and you end up sharing a onesie in the Spider Man tent. Whoops.

- Crebat