Thursday 26 December 2013

Happy new year!!!!!

Year 2013 was full of interesting things....
So we decided to make some guidelines to make the next year a bit better.

1. See the potential
- especially in men because they will never be good enough

2. If you are in a relationship don't try to have sex with other people

3. Work your pilates

4. Sleep - don't text!

5. Be a Cinderella and go home by midnight
- the prince will find you

6. In case penises make you anxious, play a meditation cd and drink champagne

Last but not least:
7. Own the world!!!!




Good luck for the next year!

- Crebat

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