So we decided to make some guidelines to make the next year a bit better.
1. See the potential
- especially in men because they will never be good enough
2. If you are in a relationship don't try to have sex with other people
3. Work your pilates
4. Sleep - don't text!
5. Be a Cinderella and go home by midnight
- the prince will find you
6. In case penises make you anxious, play a meditation cd and drink champagne
Last but not least:
7. Own the world!!!!
Good luck for the next year!
- Crebat
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